unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

(via shiny-teapot)

spookyprincestrider:

stunningpicture:


My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by


IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF

spookyprincestrider:

stunningpicture:

My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by

IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF

(via hail-lucipurrr)

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

(via auto-matic-stop)

hellwithinmyhead:

Took 5 tabs of acid (first time doing it ever) and my friend gave me a bunch of acrylic paint. Painted it with my fingers tripping out of my mind. Also I’m colorblind, and don’t work with abstract work at all (I only have ever done drawing). Thought this was pretty wacky.

(Source: cucumbercola, via slytherinwithablog)

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap, via slytherinwithablog)

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

(via slytherinwithablog)

lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

(Source: themainbusb, via slytherinwithablog)

thatssoscience:

bbcnewsus:

"Failure is not an option"
Alyssa Carson, 13, is determined to be the first person to land on Mars.
This is more than wishful thinking - Nasa thinks she has a chance and she’s already in training.

This little girl is my hero

thatssoscience:

bbcnewsus:

"Failure is not an option"

Alyssa Carson, 13, is determined to be the first person to land on Mars.

This is more than wishful thinking - Nasa thinks she has a chance and she’s already in training.

This little girl is my hero

(via thequeenofhell)

Watching Hunger Games

Book Katniss: This was my dad's jacket
Movie Katniss: My dad was a woman's size 4

herecomesoliver:

porndirector:

is that squidward

This is all I care about

(via shiny-teapot)

cuteautumn:

elf-of-lorien:

babygoatsandfriends:

It’s October better get the pigs out

babiesssss *tiny clapping*

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

cuteautumn:

elf-of-lorien:

babygoatsandfriends:

It’s October better get the pigs out

babiesssss *tiny clapping*

all year round autumn/halloween blog!

(Source: kselleck, via hail-lucipurrr)

elanchana:

notesfromtheangel:

i-remember-there-was-mist:

The PHANTOM has come to the party.

The party don’t start til OG walks in

elanchana:

notesfromtheangel:

i-remember-there-was-mist:

The PHANTOM has come to the party.

The party don’t start til OG walks in

(via elderminaj)