also proper citations/referencing style can go die in a hole and cease to exist entirely
i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet
like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks like ophelia…was drowning her sorrows”
i almost got kicked out every day but it was worth it
NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: BEAUTY TIPS FOR THE INCAPACITATED
You know when everything is horrible? Haha, me too. Today I was lying in bed, eating Lime Tostitos for breakfast because who cares, and I thought, “I should leave my apartment today.” And then I thought, “I’m not going to do that.” “Okay, then just do something,” I suggested. “Let’s put a bunch of stuff on our face and body. Stuff that’s not just the same regular filth you’ve been wallowing in for two days.” “But like, on a cosmic scale, there’s no point,” I pointed out. “Sound and fury, told by an idiot, signifying nothing.” “Sure,” I conceded, “but what if we look a little prettier while we sink slowly into the black mud of mortality from the feet up?” “Ugh, fine,” I said.